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Some particularly awesome/typical Karen email subject lines
1) Pants On/Pants Off 2) Not trying to be a heinous bitch BUT 3) Every status of hers makes me cringe 4) This happened 5) Ok so 6) … Continue reading
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What you deal with when you’re my friend
Feel bad for Liz… me: ok i can do that thank you sorry Liz: no need to be sorry me: I THINK THIS WAS ONE OF MY MORE SANE FREAK OUTS Liz: it was until that point me: i just wanted you to feel needed … Continue reading
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My middle school theater career
I used to be a big deal in our community youth theater group. If by “big deal,” you mean “significantly taller than my peers and thus forced to play a mom in the 7th grade.” I started in 4th grade, … Continue reading
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In which Liz makes me reevaluate our entire 17 year friendship
me: look everyone needs stepping stone friends ;-) Liz: very true i thought that’s all you would be then i got stuck me: EXCUSE ME? Liz: that’s right me: i’m the best thing that ever happened to you Liz: i … Continue reading
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How to talk to girls
Just in case you needed a refresher: Liz: whatever you’re supposed to indulge all of my bitching me: ugh i’m sorry she’s a whore and i bet you look skinny today Liz: niiiice Liz: whatever you’re supposed to indulge all … Continue reading
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Birthday Tribute: Liz
It was Liz’s birthday yesterday and I owed her a birthday tribute. Usually I just post a picture and tell you how much I love the person, but Liz and I have a special relationship. So I’ve decided to tell … Continue reading
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If fashion didn’t kill the Backstreet Boys, surely swine flu won’t either
If you’re like me, when you learned that Brian Littrell of the Backstreet Boys has swine flu, you’re heart stopped a little. Backstreet Boys defined high school for me culminating in the Black & Blue tour my senior year of … Continue reading
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Maybe Liz doesn’t want me to be an Eagles fan?!?
Because this kind of apparel is definitely not considered a point in the “pro” column: Thanks, Liz!
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So maybe I’ll be an Eagles fan afterall
12:56 PM Liz: karen you never told me about this whole giants fan business 12:57 PM me: what are we talking about? oh my decision to be a giants fan i think it’s a good one 12:58 PM Liz: i … Continue reading
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I use Google for street cred
So this just happened… Liz: i wish i knew a homie who died so i could spill my 40 10:47 PM me: you didn’t when Proof died? Liz: oh wow 10:48 PM i wish i could post that somewhere me: … Continue reading
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I’m shamelessly copying this entire list directly from McSweeney’s
But here’s the link so you can read it there and give their author credit: Titles From The Baby-Sitters Club: The College Years Series. BY GRACE DOBUSH Claudia Goes to Class Wearing Sweatpants With Words On the Backside Kristy’s Softball … Continue reading
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My favorite part of this is actually the intro: “unless you’re one of the few people who are actually paid to dick-off on social media sites all day…”
Because I am! That said, I do NOT recommend this: Via Tastybooze (Thanks, Liz)
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SECOND UNTEREKKIE OF 2009!
It’s about timing, it’s about legacy, and it’s my favorite song. Your second Unterekkie goes to: the man in the mirror No, not MJ, the song: As MJ and the man in the mirror are unavailable to accept, this award … Continue reading
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Why I love Liz
Liz: i just listened to “i’ll be there” and cried i need to stop taking birth control
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A tribute to MJ
And a little bit to Liz, my favorite MJ fan — and my MJ singalong partner in crime: Is this my favorite MJ song? No. Is this MJ’s best? No. Do I LOVE it? YES! No one did key changes … Continue reading
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And then there’s this
I had seen the link for the Black and White Furniture commercial, but didn’t watch it last week. Liz sent it again last night and it’s pretty funny:
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Further clarification on my status as worst Philadelphian ever
me: do you think if i became a fan of philadelphia on facebook that they would reject me? Liz: yes people are in seclusion because of harry kalas you’re like oh! he’s a big deal? me: honestly, liz, who knows … Continue reading
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Maybe the most wonderful thing I’ve ever seen?
Supposedly this was for a Belgian reality TV show… to which I ask: WHY DON’T WE HAVE SHOWS LIKE THIS? I’m stuck watching tranny-esque women give Bret Michaels STDs while Belgians get to smile and clap along with the “Sound … Continue reading
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Yay Opening Day!
Despite being in Philly yesterday, and watching part of the loss game, baseball hasn’t started until I see pinstripes! Silicon Alley has a great intro to the enhanced MLB.tv features available this season. Kudos to mlb.com because I’ve always thought … Continue reading
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