Tag Archives: Emails I shouldn’t have received
Some particularly awesome/typical Karen email subject lines
1) Pants On/Pants Off 2) Not trying to be a heinous bitch BUT 3) Every status of hers makes me cringe 4) This happened 5) Ok so 6) … Continue reading
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Drug runner wanted
I’ve been getting a lot of “job postings” slipping through my gmail spam filter, but this one caught my eye: Interested in working for a dynamic and fast growing company in one of the most prospective market spheres? Then this … Continue reading
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I’ll add to this that you can safely assume I received whatever you’re forwarding me two years ago
(Via TheDailyWhat)
I love that of all the “Great Holiday Gift Ideas from Amtrak,” an on-time train is not listed
Although, if Amtrak did run in a timely fashion, I probably wouldn’t be nearly as familiar with the Penn Station Houlihan’s as I’ve become. So there’s that. I’d say thanks, but no thanks, however since I live my life on … Continue reading
Actually, Wendy, I don’t want to be your pen pal
Some of you may remember that I have a bit of an adversarial relationship with Wendy’s. Well, despite lodging formal complaints and getting absolutely no response from anyone (I mean, seriously, I know Dave Thomas died 6 years ago, but … Continue reading