I’m very desirable

So I received this email from someone named Corinne Mehren:

Hello!
I’am interesting to date with you…. I like to have a new date and I have a serious plans on the future.
About me… I am 29 years old but i did not find my real love. i am working as a teacher in small school, living with my brother and my dad
I can telling you more about me and i want to know more about you…
Buy the way my name is Lyudmila and i would like to send you my pic and if you like, you can answer me on ara4el@yahoo.com

Obviously, I was pumped that Lyudmila/Corinne wanted to date me and immediately shared this love note with Ellie, Liz, and Sarah to make them jealous.  Unfortunately, Ellie “Rain All Over Your Friggin’ Parade” did a little research and turned up the fact that Lyudmila is a) a girl — which I’d assumed from the name, but kept my fingers crossed that Lyudmila was the Russian Leslie… or something — and b) wait for it, she’s running an internet scam.*

You can read all about it here, but I’m heartbroken.  Here I was thinking this super hot (see photo) Russian loved me for me and now I find out it was all a ruse for some quick cash.

That said, Evan, she appears to be just your type: cute, gold-digging, and desperate…

*I should say that I kind of love that there’s even a site called RussianWomanBlacklist.com in the first place…

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  1. Alex

    HILARIOUS!
    I just got the same e-mail today but was a little skeptic and googled the email address

    Exact same letter and she also included that she just got out of a failed relationship.

    Thanks for saving me the trouble of replying =)

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