Monthly Archives: November 2009
Gosh I love Modern Family
“I am brave. Roller coasters? I love ‘em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like seven times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything.” ~Phil Dunphy
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Unmarried Brother found a rejected submission tape from Hungarian Real World/Road Rules: The Ruins
It’s a little slow to start but skip to 0:53 to get things going. Can you be a Hungarian Guido?
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America got to see what kind of artist Adam Lambert would be tonight
And the answer is some kind of S&M circus act. Seriously, at least 9 of his dancers can (and should) file sexual harassment charges. The vocals were awful. I will be hanging my head in shame as an American Idol … Continue reading
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Love affair with Jason Segel continues
At a Swell Season concert, he sings a song from the heart, including lots of personal information. I’m dialing at noon ;-) Via The Daily What
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“I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby”
Just one of many soundbites that has me PUMPED for MTV’s Jersey Shore:
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Friday Distraction
So I just played this game where you have 12 minutes to guess the 100 most commonly used words in the English language. How’d I do?* It was A LOT tougher than I imagined… so help me figure out how … Continue reading
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“When I hug people, I leave room for the Holy Spirit”
Amazing. Christian rap group warns against the dangers of full frontal hugging. Via Christian Nightmares (Thank you, Britta)
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Ellie told me she was getting a haircut, but I didn’t know she had this in mind
Via The Daily What
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One of my favorite Daily Show clips in a while (non-partisan!!!)
Sorry, awesome Daily Show clip was auto-playing. Click here to view.
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JAPANARAMA MONDAY: Palatable flavor combinations do not exist in Japan
Strawberry-Yogurt Covered Cheetos exist. Gross. Via This Is Why You’re Fat
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JAPANARAMA MONDAY: Japan enjoys an intimate relationship with Trinidad & Tobago
Or at least Miss Japan does… apparently she and Miss Trinidad & Tobago made a sex tape. Pageant girls whoring it up for the camera? Who knew? Not much more to read/see. Via The Hollywood Grind (H/T Mike)
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JAPANARAMA MONDAY: Child labor laws don’t exist in Japan
Ainsley passed this link my way and it’s pretty awesome… I’m thinking it might be a good Xmas gift for the world’s most perfect (and chubby) niece… It also makes me wonder why Swiffer hasn’t jumped onto this gravy train. … Continue reading
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JAPANARAMA MONDAY: My boyfriend is the president!
Not really sure what’s going on with this video mash up, but it’s perfect for Japanarama Monday: Via Gizmodo
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Ladies, don’t be too upset that he’s off the market
Via Sober in a Nightclub
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WTF Sandra Lee?!?
Back by popular demand (and in large part thanks to Lydia) is our favorite recurring segment, “WTF Sandra Lee?!?” First, Sandra makes a cocktail tree… as in, she takes all of her glasses and hangs them on the tree and … Continue reading
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Let the record show, I’m very much a Hellmann’s mayo girl
But kudos to the folks at Miracle Whip for a very very clever response to Stephen Colbert. I’m watching the show tonight and they actually address Stephen in the VO to most of their ads. While this isn’t social media, … Continue reading
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