I broke 1,000 followers on Twitter today, but someone was a total snot about it… what can you expect from someone who actually cheated at Scrabulous?!
Paul: by the way
who the f**k has 1,000 followers on twitter? (that hasn’t shown their cooch while getting out of a limo).
me: gosh, i wouldn’t know
a loser prob
i mean
i have 1,007
are you jealous that my popularity is now quantified?
Paul: just because crowds gather in front of train wrecks, doesn’t make those train wrecks popular
me: WHOA
WHOA
that’s just mean
Paul: jealousy can be so very ugly at times
for instance, sometimes it can take the form of someone who cheats at scrabble
me: yeah, i was disappointed in you when you did that
really a low moment