Killer dating advice from my mother

So my parents have been married for 40 years and have never dated anyone except each other.  As a result, my mother provides particularly awesome dating advice.

Please enjoy today’s gem:

Mommy: Listen, if he slips a mickey into your drink, then once you feel woozy, you should jump in a cab by yourself and go home.

Thanks for the tip, Mommy!  FYI, if I see someone “slip [me] a mickey,” I’ll probably just not drink the drink in the first place.