The Good: Shaheen advances on Britain’s Got Talent. Video won’t embed, but it’s a must watch! Watch your back, Susan Boyle!
The Bad: Danny Gokey wants to be on Dancing with the Stars. Hmmm… let’s see Danny, can you dance? No! Are you a star? No! Me thinks you’re a bit underqualified for this one.
The Ugly: If you’re watching Real Housewives of New Jersey and have been wondering about the accusations against Danielle that we’ve been seeing since the previews… ummm… it appears they’re all true. Basically, she’s a cokewhore/former stripper who was arrested for extortion, kidnapping, and possession.