Monthly Archives: May 2009

Barbara hates me

I was sending Barbara links of unattractive people while she was eating: “Now I understand why my fortune teller would said I would have stomach problems.  It’s because I’m friends with a**holes like you.”

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Presented without comment: the Young Cons anthem

Kudos to them for even making this at Dartmouth… And to the one who said he was 6’9″: call me.

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Obama effect in the UK: Diversity beats Susan Boyle

Diversity is a men’s street dance group made up of three sets of brothers and their friends (ages 12-25).  Not going to lie, Simon’s smile is almost as worthwhile a reason to watch as the dancing itself.  Almost, but not … Continue reading

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Killer dating advice from my mother

So my parents have been married for 40 years and have never dated anyone except each other.  As a result, my mother provides particularly awesome dating advice. Please enjoy today’s gem: Mommy: Listen, if he slips a mickey into your … Continue reading

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For your enjoyment…

Stavros Flatley from Britain’s Got Talent — honestly one of the most upbeat clips I’ve ever watched. Do you like explosions and boobs? If yes, enjoy this SFW link from Eric.

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Japanese Baby Foot makes me laugh

Via Clusterflock

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Meghan McCain is not my friend anymore

So I made a comment on Twitter about Meghan McCain’s jewelry on the Colbert Report: Turns out, Meghan was none too pleased: Sorry, Meghan, didn’t think it was that offensive.  I guess pro-sex Republicans who didn’t take econ also can’t … Continue reading

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You’ve all probably been missing Barbara almost as much as I have

Looks like she’s taken up with a different crowd:

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It’s like if Audrey were a Swedish school girl

(Via The Daily What)

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Archie chooses Veronia – a victory for brunettes

Oh, Betty, it’s going to be a lonely road ahead…

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It’s so tough to be a Yankees fan without the YES Network…

Alone in a new city, stranded without my favorite summer network (YES!)… life is tough for a Yankees fan.  On the upside, for the first time in 3.5 years, I’m not working exclusively with Red Sox fans (I’m talking to … Continue reading

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Reality TV Round Up

The Good: Shaheen advances on Britain’s Got Talent.  Video won’t embed, but it’s a must watch! Watch your back, Susan Boyle! The Bad: Danny Gokey wants to be on Dancing with the Stars. Hmmm… let’s see Danny, can you dance?  … Continue reading

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Not planning a wedding?

FYI, this is NOT Bootsy. Via Miss Cellania

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“Costumes, foreplay, climax and overall entertainment value will all be mercilessly judged. There are only two rules: keep your clothes on, and fake the orgasm.”

As a hump day special, Eric wanted to make sure you all knew about the best thing to come out of Canada since Kelly: Air Sex. Former champions include Sad Larry who took home the crown and an adult-themed trip … Continue reading

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Definitely the first time this tattoo artist saw the Born Oppenheimer Approximation

This dude can pretty much out-nerd anyone: Via Discover Magazine

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Please enjoy this moment of cultural anthropology from Jesse

Too many quotes for me to handle.  Also, I’m fascinated by Jon the bouncer: Via Jesse

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So yeah, this New Yorker cover was “fingerpainted” on an iPhone

No judgements, but the artist must have tiny fingers. Via Gizmodo.

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Here’s where I come from

Don’t I have the most beautiful backyard in the world? And in case you wondered why I’m so weird, it’s because THIS is my father:

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This is gross

and furthermore, it is shocking to me that no one he is talking about this with seems to be horrified or express concern for what’s obviously a major health problem. Link is courtesy of Mike, so if you find bathroom … Continue reading

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If you told me to go shopping at “The Bang Bang Lady,” I probably would NOT expect to buy fireworks

Via Miss Cellania

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