I won’t spoil anything, but the Passover Seder depicted in last night’s Gossip Girl is the only one that comes close to being as awkward as my 2002 Seder.
Gossip Girl writers: you and I need to have a chat about how to do a really uncomfortable Seder with only one Jew at the table.
(BTW, Paul, when I convert for you, I promise all our Seders will be normal… unless you’re called out for a dermatological emergency and leave me alone).