So Jimmy Fallon had a funny post today about how to find your NPR name. Here’s how you do it:
Take your middle initial and insert it somewhere into your first name. Then add on the smallest foreign town you’ve ever visited as your last name.
This makes me Karpen Buisante.
Now, if I were a porn star, my name would be Parke Wellesley (middle name as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name).
Of course since I’m neither, it makes sense that I have the name I do… but I do enjoy the formulas for both.
