“I, for one, am rooting for Bret despite his transgressions. There’s something endearing about the way he kindly deems all the girls ”superhot,” even the ones with stretch marks and weird eyebrows.”

Diablo Cody finally found a way to make me not feel guilty about watching Rock of Love.

This is a must-read if you’re trying to feel less dirty about it — oh, and let me be clear, I didn’t even watch the first season… I blame this all on Evan, who introduced me to the show in the first place.