Anthony Bourdain and I have no future together

First of all, watching Mario Batali and Anthony Bourdain talk about food and sex is problematic for me because I’d really rather never allow my mind to connect Mario Batali and sex.  Ever.

More importantly, Tony makes it extremely clear that he’ll never be with a woman who doesn’t like sushi.  So that’s that.  Let history show that January 21, 2009 was the day Anthony Bourdain broke my heart.

(Via BWE)

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Filed under Ellie thinks Mario Batali is Fat Bastard, Food for Thought, Heartbreaker you got the best of me, Japanese people, Sexism, Uncategorized

One response to “Anthony Bourdain and I have no future together

  1. Frank

    Mario Batali has evolved into one of the most repulsive looking individuals now on TV. When he shows up on the tube, I cringe. He needs to take a year off and go to a fat farm. He actually suppresses my appetite when I see him on any venue discussing food. If I had a quarter for every time he fantasizes about Gwyneth Paltrow as he drifts off to sleep, I’d probably be able to afford a Viking range.

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