The jokes aren’t great, but the delivery is amusing. OldJewsTellingJokes.com
Entries from January 2009
January 30, 2009
Meat Digest
People LOVE to share articles about bacon and sausage with me… The Bacon Explosion: a bacon and sausage roll. Thank you Betsy, Kristen, Aidan, and another four or five people for sharing! It’s Bacon Man! And finally, Bacon Haikus! Bacon in da’ club gettin’ greasy up in hurr bringing sizzle back.
January 30, 2009
MAJOR Idol Spoiler Alert!
Click here to see the top 36! There are some surprises on the list… (Also, this week’s recap is coming, I’m traveling and lazy)
January 28, 2009
Well, it’s definitely stimulating personal nausea
Here’s what’s hidden inside the stimulus package, courtesy of the American Issues Project: -$335 million on domestic HIV/ AIDS, viral hepatitis, sexually-transmitted diseases, and tuberculosis prevention programs Even if this was relevant to stimulating economic growth, let’s not forget that the Center for Disease Control has spent previous federal funding on such events as a [...]
January 28, 2009
What’s cuter than a baby giraffe? Not much.
So run off to San Francisco Zoo and check it out in person! (Via ZooBorns)
January 27, 2009
Republican Reading List
Big Hollywood discusses Aaron Sorkin (Disclaimer: I LOVE the West Wing and, even more so, Sports Night) Christopher Hitchens tells us why he’s glad George W. Bush served two terms Tucker Carlson explains why Caroline didn’t cut it Mark Steyn on the appeal of drinking the Obama Kool-Aid Michael Gerson describes inaugural joy and bitterness
January 27, 2009
I really enjoy H.W. and Clinton’s friendship
But I don’t get why Bill doesn’t understand why he can’t make that joke… ;-) (Via Mike)
January 27, 2009
Best Cello Interpretation of “Final Countdown” EVER
Where is Wil Arnett when you need him???
January 27, 2009
I guess that’s a “no” then
Mommy’s quote du jour on moving to the Southeast for my father: If he said we’re moving to Atlanta, I think I’d vomit in his face.
January 27, 2009
I used to LOVE Maureen Dowd (despite disagreeing with her)
Seriously, my HS and College AIM name was from Maureen Dowd: she was called the Cobra by George W. Bush during the 2000 election and I wished that one day a powerful person would think I was scary. So my screenname was KobraKaren. Anyway, Maureen and I had a falling out when I not only [...]
January 27, 2009
Well, Yahoo Answers is the first place I go when I’m questioning the intimate habits of MY son
(Via FailBlog)
January 27, 2009
She must have spent days in bed to make this happen
Clever and beautiful music video: “Her Morning Elegance” by Oren Lavie (Via YesButNoButYes)
January 26, 2009
It’s kind of like if you mixed the crying Archuleta fan girls with a Giants-obsessed member of the Sopranos
Language is NSFW: Crying Giants fan via Deadspin
January 26, 2009
Details on my AMAZING trip to L.A. to come later, but thanks to Ellie, this song was stuck in my head the whole trip home
What up, Corey Hart!
