Monthly Archives: December 2008
Jesse’s so good to me
She found me a new umbrella in the SkyMall catalog!
Filed under Ella ella ella eh eh eh eh, Jesse, Umbrellas, Uncategorized
I’ve been meaning to post this for a few days
It’s McSweeney’s Ethnography of Recreational Jewish Youth Basketball. I thought I’d summarize the good bits, but honestly, the whole things is worth it. Click here and read through.
Filed under Converting to Judaism, McSweeneys, Sports, Uncategorized
Apparently one of my “go-to” entertain campers activities, is actually a hate crime
No more “put your right hand in,” the “Hokey Pokey” (or “Hokey Cokey” in some parts of the world) is HIGHLY offensive to Catholics. Who even knows, “Red Rover, Red Rover” is probably racist too… (Via Mike)
Filed under Camp Counselors, Mike, Party Games, Racism, Uncategorized
The Results Are In: JG Melon’s wins the PEOPLE’S CHOICE UNTEREKKIE
So more than 100 of you voted and the winner was clear: Congratulations to Melon’s and to Mike for lobbying so hard. I have to note, however, that the Unterekkie was really meant to be about who had made the … Continue reading
If you want to understand me better
This astrological summary of my personality pretty much covers me. Except for the low-fat diary products and love of lean meats. Ummm… I’m kind of a high-fat content girl; just ask my thighs.
Filed under Fatties, Personality Profiles, Self-awareness, Uncategorized
You know what, just forget the present; I’m cool without
me: well who are you buying for? did you get my present yet? i need something special Drew: yes, i bought you a j-string me: a j-string? Drew: isn’t that what they call panties these days it sparkles and jingles … Continue reading
Filed under Gifts, Uncategorized, Underwear, Williams
I’ll add to this that you can safely assume I received whatever you’re forwarding me two years ago
(Via TheDailyWhat)
I thought Obama would bring me more site traffic
IthoughtObamawouldgetmelaid.com My favorite:
Filed under Interweb Fun, Obama, Uncategorized
File this under “text messages I will never receive in my entire life”
(Via Bedtime)
Filed under Sexy Texting, Uncategorized
Some thoughts on JG Melon’s
As I told you yesterday, last night was the deciding trip to JG Melon’s to determine who has the better cheeseburger: Melon’s or Shake Shack. So it was delicious. The meat was looser packed and on a hotter grill than … Continue reading
Tonight is the night…
So tonight, settling an old score, I’m finally trying my first cheeseburger at JG Melon’s. Let’s remind you who the competitors are… in one corner: JG Melon’s One of GQ’s 20 hamburgers you must eat before you die Preferred by … Continue reading
Even Martha couldn’t turn this episode around: Elena’s Top Chef Recap
Okay kiddos, Elena’s back with another Top Chef recap. She’s right, this week sucked, and not even Martha Stewart could bring it back. A little disclaimer before I begin this recap. I didn’t watch the show on Wednesday night yet … Continue reading
Filed under Elena, Great TV, Martha Stewart, Top Chef, Uncategorized
Am I shallow if site traffic makes me feel better about myself?
So I had a pretty crappy day and have been pretty out of it, but I got some pretty rockin’ site traffic and suddenly I was feeling a little better. Is that weird?
Filed under Bad Times, Nerds, Recessionista, Uncategorized, Worst Jobs in the World
It’s Chanel Charcuterie!
A beef jerky handbag? I’d suggest Anna start making these, but I have a feeling she’d think they were a waste of meat. (Via YesButNoButYes)
Filed under Fashion, For Anna, Meat, Uncategorized
It’s Abdul, the Reluctant Martyr
From Modern Man (who describe themselves as being “somewhere between the Three Stooges and the Three Tenors”): (Via Mike)
Filed under Cartoons, Funny, Mike, Music, Uncategorized
Holiday Greetings from your friends at PeTA
Mike found the Best. Game. Ever. It’s PeTA’s Holiday Snowball Fight Game. Round 1, you face off against the “Trollsen Twins:” Future rounds have you fight Charlton Heston, Colonel Sanders, Eight Belles’ jockey, and, obviously, Sarah Palin. I didn’t experience … Continue reading
Filed under Christmas time, Mike, Party Games, Uncategorized
Lightning strikes same guy twice on “Price is Right”
Not to be Debbie Downer, but I’m a little suspicious of this… still, Drew Carey, let’s try and be a jolly, fat comedian, you’re not delivering a body count. more about "Lightning strikes same guy twice on "…", posted with … Continue reading
Filed under Uncategorized
OFFICIAL BLOGIVERSARY POST: People’s Choice Unterekkie Update
Nominations are due by 5 PM EST tomorrow and not End of Day. Voting will run from tomorrow evening until End of Day Sunday. Again, you can submit nominations in the comment of this post or the original one, or … Continue reading
Filed under Elections, Official Blog Policies, Uncategorized, Unterekkie Winner
