So tonight, settling an old score, I’m finally trying my first cheeseburger at JG Melon’s.
Let’s remind you who the competitors are… in one corner:
JG Melon’s
- One of GQ’s 20 hamburgers you must eat before you die
- Preferred by Mike
- Notsomuch with the health inspectors
- 1,813 people in the JG Melon’s Facebook group:

- Preferred by Andy:Andy: melon by a few orders of magnitude
shake shack is glorified mc donalds
Shake Shack
- Higher rated on Zagat
- Best Burgers by NYMag’s Restaurant Critics
- Preferred by Karen (in case you didn’t know)
- Doing much better with the Health Inspectors
- A Hamburger Today gave them a 9 (v. a 6 for Melon’s)
- Preferred by pigeons and squirrels
- 2,017 are fans of Shake Shack on Facebook:

So get ready, because this time tomorrow, I’ll have experienced both and will be prepared to offer my assessment on which is better. Only one serves milkshakes though…
Quote from Karen just now, for those keeping track: “Well, I can’t admit that [that = that Melon's is better than Shit Shack], so I will just say that it is very good.”
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