I love that of all the “Great Holiday Gift Ideas from Amtrak,” an on-time train is not listed

Although, if Amtrak did run in a timely fashion, I probably wouldn’t be nearly as familiar with the Penn Station Houlihan’s as I’ve become.  So there’s that.

I’d say thanks, but no thanks, however since I live my life on the Northeast Corridor, Amtrak and I are in a long-term love/hate relationship.