What brings you here?

It’s time for another “what brings you here” round up! Here are some of the search terms that have stuck out as being… interesting.

A reminder that in order to qualify for “interesting,” the term itself must be odd or oddly arranged/punctuated/spelled OR it has to be amusing to me and/or make me question why anyone would type that into Google in the first place.

• david archuleta afraid of responsibility
• shake shack overrated (Nice try, Mike)
• naked Kilimanjaro (A tribute to Paul!)
• Swarthmore whores (Whoa there… someone knows something about Swarthmore that I don’t)
• karen untereker is jealous (Of what?)
• karen untereker + prostitute (Well, I mean, I am from Swarthmore)
• evan is a total loser with too much time on his hands (That must hurt, Evan)
• facebook status obama donate annoying (Yes!)
• putting food in pants (Really concerning)
• hsm3 snark
• how much does a prostitute cost (I feel like this person didn’t find their answer on my blog, but I’m pretty sure it varies by services rendered)
• Barbara Karen (Barbara, how excited are you?)
• bigbutt (As one word… weird)
• piano bar financials (Really really random)