And to think that a year ago, I thought “Evan Longoria” was just someone making a typo when talking about a “Desperate Housewives” character

It’s the top of the 6th, but already Evan Longoria is “shutting it down” tonight.  He’s a single short of hitting for the cycle and also, I love him.

Still.

And he just turned 23 this past week.  So, basically I’m a loser who hasn’t accomplished anything.