Unterekless: i’m such a web 2.loser
Alan: HA HA HA HA
Alan: it’s cute
Alan: besides, i’m sure you don’t get an average of 350 twitter updates a day on your iphone, incessantly checking it instead of chatting with your date
Alan: i’ve been on a date with someone who in fact, DOES do this
Unterekless: weird
Unterekless: did she twitter your date?
Unterekless: “OMG, Alan is soooooooooo cute”
Unterekless: “OMG, Alan ordered the cobb salad”
Unterekless: “@TwitterDork22: he’s wearing cords!!!!”
Alan: HA OMG that would have been the tops
Alan: i would never wear cords
Alan: she put it down when we had sex, thank GOD
Alan: “@TwitterDork22, Oh. My. God. Like. That.”
Unterekless: ha!
Unterekless: i thought hipsters wore cords
Alan: confusing us with hipppppppies
Alan: two different dirty portions of the population
Unterekless: oh
Unterekless: related at all?
Alan: um, are pigs and pigeons related?
Alan: they’re both dirty
