“What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty!”

Comedy Central pulled together the worst pirate jokes of all time, but as we all know, a bad pirate joke is a great regular joke.  Here are my two faves:

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”
The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!***

***I really think you could also get away with the punchline, “Because they always start at Arrrrrrrrrrr.”

Heh.  I’m still chuckling over that!