Here are some great pick-up lines to use at church:
‘Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.’
‘Is this pew taken?’
‘I just don’t feel called to celibacy.’
‘My parents are home, wanna come over?’
‘Let me sell you an indulgence – it’s a sin to look as good as you.’
‘The name is Will. God’s Will.’
(Via Neatorama)
Have you seen “Keeping Mum?”
Giggles with God? Laughs with the Lord?
My favorite is:
So God is talking to St. Peter and he says, “you know, I’d really think I need a vacation,” and St. Peter says, “well how about the moon?” “No, no atmosphere” replies God. “Well, how about Earth?” offers St. Peter. “No,” says God, “I went there 2000 years ago, met a nice Jewish girl, and they are STILL talking about it!”
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