Oh, and just warning you…

My three-day juice fast/cleanse/detox starts tomorrow.  I’m not sure how this will affect my mood or my blog.

All my friends are making fun of me.  Including Barbara trying to “sexy chew” in front of me while saying “This tastes so good.  Oooooh, chewing turns me on!”

Whatever, when I experience the following benefits, I’ll have the last laugh!  Keep chewing, Chan:

* Boosted immune system
* Alleviates allergies
* Improved thyroid dysfunction
* Rests the digestive organs
* Physical rejuvenation
* Normalized weight
* Normalized blood pressure
* Reverses signs of aging
* Elevates mood and sex drive
* Alleviates symptoms of PMS
* Promotes clear skin
* Increases energy
* Increases fertility
* Combats viruses
* Aids Fibromyalgia issues
* Saves money you would have otherwise spent on “that new antibiotic.”