I’m all for Michael Phelps, douchebag or not.
But why is Debbie Phelps, his mother, being sponsored by Chico’s?
So, this is the Debbie Phelps Chico’s Collection. And they’re right, “you can spot a Chico’s woman anywhere,” because a Chico’s woman is the only one in a zebra print sensuous satin shirt:
