Monthly Archives: July 2008
Untereker IS confident
Google can tell you who/what you are. Pretty cool! Thanks, Married Brother!
Filed under Google, Interweb Fun, Self-awareness, Uncategorized
Yesterday was Peruvian Independence Day, but not for guinea pigs
First they dress them up: Then they eat them: Supposedly it tastes like the dark meat of a chicken. (Via BWE)
Filed under Peru, Rodents, Tastes like chicken, Uncategorized
Things that are probably funnier imagining than seeing in person
A “very large lady” at the New York Sports Club was “sling-shot” off equipment known as the “abductor” – and had to be hauled from the gym in a rescue basket by firefighters, authorities said. I don’t mean to be … Continue reading
Filed under Eating Disorders, Fatties, Sweatin to the Oldies, Uncategorized
I haven’t heard it yet, but I bet “Wanna Make A Baby” becomes my new favorite song
But “Playas Get Lonely” has a lot of potential too. R Kelly, come through for me!
Looks like I’m not as special as I thought
One of three U.S. adults already suffers from some degree of hearing loss and the use of personal stereos and an aging population may create a hearing impairment epidemic, researchers said on Monday. Welcome to the quieter side of life, … Continue reading
Basically one of the worst ideas ever
AND it’s poorly executed. JC Penney launched Dork Dodge, a game for college girls to teach them how to “dodge dorks” and find the “hottie of their dreams” as well as decorate their dorm room with JC Penney Dorm Life … Continue reading
Filed under Interweb Fun, Marketing, Uncategorized
Audrey wished me a happy birthday last night!
Filed under Birthday Tributes, Dogs, Not Autistic, Uncategorized
“Penthouse Forum regrets these errors”
From McSweeney’s: In the letter “Rent Payments,” the letter writer described his landlady as having “the flawlessly tanned and toned body of a much younger woman” and “full, pouty lips that promised—and later delivered—satisfaction.” The landlady, in fact, does not … Continue reading
Filed under Error Prone, McSweeneys, Tech Porn, Uncategorized
Dear Chinese Government: What did I do???
I just learned that my blog is BLOCKED in China. While it is very exciting that an entire nation has recognized my rebellious side, I can’t help but wonder what I did. I mean, surely a few posts like this … Continue reading
A weekend in Philly with Amy & Anna
This weekend, I swung through Philly on my way to Swarthmore to hang out with Amy and Anna (who was in from Johnson City, TN). Amy and Anna came to pick me up at the train station: Then we went … Continue reading
Filed under Chocolate, Philadelphia, Uncategorized
What an amazing day!
Turns out, I don’t just share my birthday with Jackie O, but also with Jessie Spano!
Filed under Birthday Tributes, Uncategorized
I’d hope the shower water would at least take care of some of the blood…
I can’t think of any aesthetic under which this would be considered appealing. (Via Gizmodo)
Filed under Hate Crimes, Law and Order, Things I Don't Want, Uncategorized
Turns out family’s a little worse than friends!
Karen: Am I your most difficult child? Mommy: No, I would say you’re my only difficult child. Needless to say, I’m kind of excited to be leaving tomorrow.
With friends like these…
Anna and I are visiting Amy in Philadelphia this weekend. So far, I’ve been made fun of a lot AND Amy conned me into watching a global warming propaganda film. Then, while eating gelato, we had this exchange: Karen: Why … Continue reading
Filed under Friends, Gelato, I need new friends, Philadelphia, Uncategorized
What Brought You There?
In celebration of my departure from Blogger, I’d like to do a final round up of “What Brings You Here.” As a reminder, qualifying search terms must be interesting either because the term itself is interesting (i.e. who would google … Continue reading
Filed under Interweb Fun, Rando, Uncategorized, What Brings You Here
Long Wang could make me a UNC wrestling fan!
Poor guy. He had to learn to wrestle solely for self-defense. And his poor competitors… what guy wants to say he’s wrestled a Long Wang? (Via BWE)
Filed under Funny, Sports, Uncategorized
Bringing cardio to a run for office
Richard Simmons might be a congressman: Before he testified before the House Education and Labor Committee on Thursday, we twice overheard the former aerobics video master saying, “I may run for public office.” Ummm… I’l be honest, I think this … Continue reading
Filed under Current Events, Elections, Sweatin to the Oldies, Uncategorized
