Monthly Archives: July 2008
Are you a hope addict?
John Kass of the Chicago Tribune on HOPIUM: It’s America’s most powerful drug. Once on hopium, you won’t care if Iran has nukes or if taxes are raised during a recession or whether Obama keeps flipping and flopping on everything … Continue reading
Filed under Current Events, Drugs, Obama, Uncategorized
Is “After” always better?
Fourfour evaluated the men in the muscle pill/protein shake ads in Men’s Health and shows that in most cases, the “Before” picture is much more appealing. Agreed.
Okay, Onion, you got me on this one:
McSweeney’s Rejects Mike Mussina’s Seventh Consecutive Submission. My fave part: According to Mussina (13-7, 3.56), the piece was entitled “Discarded Titles For Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas,” and included such examples as “Dread And Abhorring In … Continue reading
Filed under McSweeneys, The Onion, Uncategorized, Yankees
Ouch!
me: where did [redacted] go to college? Liz: WHOA WHOA i forGOT about that kid! me: oh Liz: i think we went out for a week or 2 me: you went out with him? Liz: oh yeah totally in 7th … Continue reading
Filed under I need new friends, Middle School Memories, Uncategorized
“When someone says to you, ‘I went to a small, liberal arts school,’ that means, ‘I make $40k a year, gross.’ Gross.”
Mildly entertaining.
Filed under Banking, Douchebaggery, Uncategorized
It’s a style, but not stylish
Dear Straight Men Who Read This Blog, If, per chance, you came across this article in the Style section, do not think that short shorts are appropriate attire in any situation. Thank you, KU
Guidos + Car + Video Camera = Notsomuch
I may just be recovering from J$$$ not texting anymore, but… no thanks. (Via BWE)
Filed under Guidos, Jersey, Notsomuch, Uncategorized
Is honey vegan?
The ultimate vegan debate: is honey the dairy equivalent in insect-land? I’m going with no… definite insect exploitation. Also, I like the idea of removing another food group from vegans to make them suffer ;-)
Filed under Debates, Lactose Tolerant, Uncategorized, Vegans
“Person who only knows you” and 7 other people who will ruin your party
Very accurate and VERY funny. WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you’re talking to. WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because … Continue reading
Filed under Interweb Fun, Party Games, Uncategorized, Weirdos
McCookie isn’t coming for a while… so here’s a little homage to Audrey (my beloved)
Have you ever seen a cuter, less autistic 70-year old in your life?
Filed under Dogs, My Beloved, Not Autistic, Super Cute, True Love, Uncategorized
My next dog is going to be a Scoodle
A Scoodle is part poodle and part Scottish Terrier… I don’t like the idea of getting the same breed since I think it creates unhealthy comparisons between dogs. Anyway, I thought my next dog might be named Cookie, but since … Continue reading
Filed under Cookies, Dogs, Scots, Uncategorized
Girls don’t make passes at pitchers in glasses
So here’s the thing. I’m super nerdy and therefore LOVE boys in glasses. But not Kyle Farnsworth. And now I don’t have to. Goodbye Kyle, hello I-Rod! It’s not that Kyle’s terrible… it’s just that he never seems to do … Continue reading
Looks like I’ll be pulling “Korean War Vet” off my resume!
CareerBuilder’s top 10 worst resume lies: Claimed to be a member of the Kennedy family Invented a school that did not exist Submitted a resume with someone else’s photo inserted into the document Claimed to be a member of Mensa … Continue reading
Really, Paula?
Paula Deen actually has a recipe for Deep Fried Butter Balls. File this under: Reasons we’re so fat.
Filed under Eating Disorders, Fatties, Food, Uncategorized
BEST NEWS EVER!!!
“Hey Dude” and “Clarissa Explains It All” are going to be available on iTunes. I’m literally on top of the world. I totally used to want to be Brad. Except I don’t like animals. Anyway, let’s start counting down the … Continue reading
The 10 Best Beer Names
10. Unibroue La Fin Du Monde. Mmm, End of the World Beer. 9. Harveistoun Old Engine Oil. Whatever it takes, I guess. 8. Sweetwater Happy Ending Imperial Stout. I’m going to guess that this Happy Ending is cheaper than its … Continue reading
Filed under Marketing, Names, Uncategorized
