Monthly Archives: May 2008
Fake Gordon Ramsay on Rachael Ray’s keffiyeh
Give this woman a fucking break about the scarf! Do think someone whose vocabulary is stretched to the limit with words like “yum-o” and “delish” could actually form an opinion on the deeply complex history between Israel and Palestine? Or … Continue reading
Filed under Controversy, Food, Rachael Ray
New potential birthday party locale
So Medieval Times isn’t totally ideal thanks to super fascist “birthday club” rules… although I’m still planning a trip in July so let me know if you’re interested. But today, this Gawker gem appeared in my RSS feed: Cousin Vinny’s … Continue reading
Filed under Outer Boroughs, Sandwiches, STDs
Great moments in spelling bees
After this little comedy gem, Sameer Mishra would go on to win. Also, if you haven’t seen Spellbound yet, you must. Greatest documentary EVER.
Filed under Bees, Middle School Memories, Spelling
David Cook: a model modern metrosexual
Cookie on BWE.David Cook BWEby mjsbigblog
Filed under Cookies, Other Hair, Switching David Bandwagons
Hardworking white marching band leaders like Hillary too!
Whoa. First minute is rough, fast forward to 1:04 for the good stuff.
Filed under Bandleaders, Hillary is that guy, Interweb Fun, Weirdos
Samantha Bee on Sex & the City: The Movie
Between the above and the NYTimes Review… I’m pretty sure I won’t be rushing to the theater for this one. Review highlights: “A little Botox goes a long way in “Sex and the City,” but a little decent writing would … Continue reading
Filed under Daily Show, Movies, New Yorker, SATC, Sexism
Oh, McClellan, who knew you could be a bigger loser out of office than you were in it?
By far, Goldberg’s take is the most entertaining (and he didn’t even read the book): It’s been rumored that McClellan was hired by the Bush White House to appeal to a specific sub-constituency: pasty middle-aged men with a thumbless grasp … Continue reading
I’m not mature enough to work at an elementary school…
A friend had to go to a recorder concert at 8:45 AM and this was the program. We think it’s kind of dirty.
Paul never called me back
me: we had a phone datePaul: when?me: and then you never even called me backtuesday at 8 PMPaul: i never knew about thatme: roughly the same time i left you a vmailPaul: ohi’m sorry [Karen emails Paul the gchat convo … Continue reading
Bacon + Karen = PRETTY MUCH THE MOST AMAZING WEBSITE IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERWEB
Britta sent me Pictures of Bacon for Karen. Read the whole thing… it’s amazing (and not just because it’s an homage to pork products and Karens!) My favorite is: {A Math Problem} This is my favorite bacon picture for Karen. … Continue reading
Filed under Interweb Fun, Pork Products
Well, surely this needs to be featured at my birthday party!
I’m resisting making a “let’s take a crack at it” joke. Thank you, Jesse, for the find.
Filed under Birthday Tributes, Multi Culti, Party Games
AWESOME New Geek Timewaster
It’s the Globe Game. I’m still on Easy/Challenge… Burma’s causing me major issues. Seriously, fantastic fun!
Filed under Geography, Guessing Games, Time killers
Obama — getting "gaffe-ic"
Redstate.com is running a contest to design the new logo for all of their posts on Obama gaffes. Here are my faves: Not sure how these got made when all the graphic designers I know are Communists…
Elena weighs in on baseball (a.k.a talks about the NY Giants’ Superbowl win)
Elena: okay so the problem with barbara’s approach to sports is very simplenobody cares if you’re the winner in may (ask the 2007 mets)it only matters if you’re winning in september/october (to get into the playoffs and then through them)there … Continue reading
Know any college or grad students?
Please ask them to take this survey about cell phone usage and forward on to their student friends: http://www.zoomerang.com/Survey/survey-intro.zgi?p=WEB227UZZCWG84 Thanks!
Keffiyehs are not so yumm-o!
So I read Michelle’s column this morning and didn’t think too much of it. Honestly, Rachael Ray’s an idiot and could accessorize with any number of items that: a) she wouldn’t know were offensiveb) would still be less offensive than … Continue reading
Filed under I hate Sandra Lee, Still not as bad as Sandra Lee, Terrorism, Yummo
This has been making me chuckle all day…
…but I can’t imagine everyone finds Cat Ladies as funny as I do.
Filed under Interweb Fun, No cats, Weirdos
David Cook: I thought I’d always be your baby
Cookie is now dating Kimberly Caldwell, Idol Season 2 contestant and TV Guide Channel Hostess/Slutbag. My heart = broken.
