Now there are no excuses

So there’s been tepid interest in joining me at the Zoo, but NO ONE wants to go to the Aquarium with me.

People, aquariums are better than zoos:

• They don’t smell
• They’re climate controlled
• There’s NO CHANCE of a gorilla attacking you
• Your shoes don’t get covered in popcorn

Anyway, thanks to the fine people at Bank of America, we can go to the Zoo AND the Aquarium (as well as the Met, the Jewish Museum, the Hall of Science, and the Center for Photography) for FREE.