me: how much did the most expensive date go for?
Paul: i think a girl went for $300
or $325
me: i think $175 is great
Paul: there were some hot hot girls
me: is the girl cute/jewish?
Paul: i thought she was kind of cute
my friends didn’t
me: your friends didn’t
Paul: nah
me: well, she’s trolling for dates at an auction
no one likes aids that much
Paul: yeah
there were some hot girls there
me: hiv positive probs
Paul: so
me: oh good point
Paul: i win!
me: well, if you can’t beat me at scrabble, i suppose an aids off is the next best thing
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