Paul & Karen write his date auction bio, take 2

me: Ok, let’s start over
“Paul is living proof that men can evolve into far better versions of themselves.”
“Once an overstimulated and overindulged child in A-Town, Paul left for Williams College to study philosophy and physics and became a man.”
Paul: hahaha
me: “His early years there were rife with poor decision making: drugs, crazy girls, and dorm vandalism haunt his past.”
Paul: any quick little paul anecdotes we can insert?
me: from your early years?
whatever ones you want
Paul: or just in general
i can’t think of any good ones
me: how about the time you brought me a tuna melt and it gave me food poisoning so you taught me fake hebrew on the floor of my bathroom?
Paul: hmm, i think that if i was trying to get just you to bid on me
me: good point
how about the time you went to sex clubs in montreal with [redacted] and [redacted]?
Paul: well, if i wanted a pervert to bid on me
so
yes
me: that says you’re sensual and you like to travel
Paul: lets put it in
me: OH
i actually have a good one
how about the time you used your rock climbing equipment to scale the wall of your dorm at oxford
that ties back to your date AND says you’re smart and adventurous
Paul: ok, how do i say that?
me: While studying at Oxford, Paul scaled the walls of knowledge the hard way!