Monthly Archives: March 2008
Happy April Fools from My Mommy
My mother came through with the most disgusting April Fools email EVER this year. I wasn’t fooled, but I was nauseated, so she’s got that going for her… I’m really sorry to tell you this, but after a total annoying … Continue reading
Filed under Funny, Gross, Never kid a kidder, That time of the Mom
Lessons Learned in Hotlanta
Well, I had a fabu time with Ellie this weekend, so here are the major things I learned while I was away: 1. There’s more to Atlanta than an airport, lost baggage, and the Houlihans in the Delta terminal. In … Continue reading
Oh to be a teenage boy in Florida
In just two weeks, three different Tampa teachers have been arrested for having sex with students. This surprises me because:a) high school girls are pretty slutty these daysb) I watched the Mary Kay Letourneau Lifetime movie and totes didn’t understand … Continue reading
Filed under Daily Reminder NOT to Have Children, Gross, Teaching
Republican Propaganda Round-Up
Articles you should be reading, even though you’re not, because none of my friends are conservative… Jonah Goldberg on the race discussion: “Maybe it’s just me, but aren’t most of the people begging for a “new conversation” on race the … Continue reading
I’m back! And so are the Yankees!
Tonight I’ll definitely pull together some lessons learned in Hotlanta this weekend, but in the meantime, I wanted to remind you all that… it’s OPENING DAY! I’ve come to terms with the fact that my Yankees aren’t the same team … Continue reading
Proof that I’m not a changed woman
I just remembered that when I had dinner with CJ this week, it took me about 20 minutes to order my entree. So maybe I’m still a little bit uptight/controlling :-)
Filed under Evolution
Oh, and proof that I’m a changed woman
In my college years, I was often called “uptight,” but I realized this morning that I’ve completely transformed. My proof is that the Karen of 5 years ago would have had multiple sizes of zip-loc bags at her disposal while … Continue reading
Filed under Creationism, Evolution, Ziploc Bags
With Ellie for the weekend
I’ll be with Ellie in Hotlanta this weekend. In theory, we’re running the Atlanta Half Marathon. In actuality, I’ll be running 3 and walking 10.1. Or, I may cheer from the sidelines as I’m in embarrassingly poor shape. Ellie: ok … Continue reading
This is my idea of pure beauty and elegance
From today’s Sartorialist. I just think she looks like heaven.
Filed under Beautiful People, Photography
Not from my mom, but definitely a favorite
Tsk, tsk. Just when you seemed to be making some forward progress on the adult responsibility front. Or, to put it another way: What the fuck? Love, Mom Postcards from yo Momma is making my week.
Can I get a good shake?
With Kenan Thompson in the news today, Gawker included this movie poster from Good Burger. Like Spice World, Good Burger is a terrible movie that Liz and I paid full price to see on opening day.
Filed under Movies
Paul started his own blog.
All Poor People Have AIDS. He won’t be updating it that frequently because he lost the password :(
Filed under Paul likes getting lots of attention, STDs
If SJP moved to Tulsa
Celebrities meet Oklahoma. Yuck-o. Apologies to Leah for taking so long to post…
Filed under Notsobeautiful People, Oklahoma
Bootsy makes some friends
“Hi happynice meet to youi am korean financial advisori want to have good friendthank you.” This was in a friend request on Facebook that Bootsy got.
"Humor is the poor man’s aphrodisiac"
Paul said that yesterday. I thought it was funny.
Filed under Paul likes getting lots of attention
Black People LOVE Them!
Sally and Johnny are white, but black people love them. Read testimonials from their black friends at their new blog! For example: Johnny calls me “da man!” That puts me at ease. It makes me feel comfortable, because I am … Continue reading
Filed under Other Blogs to Read, Racism
"I’d be really curious to know what this woman had in her nipples"
This is definitely Ellie.
Filed under Body Piercings, Friends
This probably won’t help…
Tale as old as time. Kid gets bullied at school. Kid’s parents sue school. Kid becomes really popular… oh wait. In 6th grade, Amanda used to torment me all the time — calling me “Unterfucker” and pushing me into lockers. … Continue reading
Clearly, this is the motivation Axl needed
However, if the looooong-awaited Chinese Democracy by Guns N’ Roses finally does show up anytime in 2008, Cadbury Schweppes cannily promised this week to give a free can of Dr. Pepper to every citizen of America. Interesting marketing campaign. Unlikely … Continue reading
Filed under Marketing
