Monthly Archives: February 2008
Happy Friday! Japanese People Reenact "We Are the World"
Will’s headed back to Japan soon. Here’s a little tribute to remind him where he’s going…
Filed under Japanese people
There are probably worse ways to tell people…
STD E-cards! And you can send them anonymously! And, as I learned five minutes ago, people who get them may become paranoid: i seriously thought it was going to eat my address book and tell all of my friends i … Continue reading
Filed under Spam, STDs, When you care enough to send the very best
I sort of want to be friends with these girls…
Ellie’s in town this weekend though, so maybe we’ll make our own video with Barbara!
Filed under Uncategorized
Dolly-wisdom
ON WHAT SHE’D DO IF SHE WEREN’T A SINGER/SONGWRITER”If it hadn’t been for music, I’d have been a beautician…. Even if I wasn’t in show business, I would have wanted all the glamour — and that’s about the only way … Continue reading
Filed under Beautiful People, Country Music, Interesting Logic
Anyone who can combine 2 Live Crew and David Archuleta in a joke is a genius
From Vulture’s VERY accurate critique of AI last night
Filed under David Archuleta
Perfection in the form of a doe-eyed 17-year old Mormon boy
Filed under David Archuleta, Strange Crushes I Have
Eat your lunch, lose your marbles
The only thing that could make this marble table more fun… would be a sausage rug!
Filed under Things I Want
RIP WFB
William F. Buckley, Jr. passed away this morning. If you have a moment, read the National Review’s obituary.
Filed under Obits, Republican Propaganda
Randy Pausch’s Last Lecture — watch at some point
This is a must watch — but it’s a bit long and very thoughtful. (Thanks Anna for sending)
Filed under Insanely Impressive
Happy Birthday, Johnny Cash!
As a tribute, here’s George Strait and the Ace in the Hole band performing “Folsom Prison Blues” as an encore. The video’s terrible, but the audio’s good here so enjoy. Incidentally, it was my favorite number of George’s entire show … Continue reading
Filed under Birthday Tributes, Country Music
Crack cocaine is the new Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper
A 7-year old boy in Trenton brought crack to school. When I was 7, I brought my Trapper Keeper, my completed homework, and a roast beef sandwich to school.
Filed under Point of Comparison, Smoke and Tell
Tina Fey as Daisy on Rock of Love = Pursed Lip Perfection
Filed under Bad TV, I'm in love with Tina Fey
Bagel-fuls sound vomit-ous.
Kraft is filling frozen bagels with cream cheese and launching them as a new product called Bagel-fuls. Seriously, how lazy are we? Are Americans so fat and lazy that they can’t put fatty cream cheese on their carbo-licious bagel? Are … Continue reading
Filed under Food, Gross, Just Make Your Kids Eat Normal Food
I can’t believe I worked there for more than two years
My former place of employment had a chicken nugget eating contest. And I feel soooooooo good about my decision to not be there anymore.
Filed under Gross, Places I wish I'd left sooner
Must watch: He’s f***ing Ben Affleck
Jimmy Kimmel’s response — more celebs and a gospel choir!
Filed under Funny, I love a good key change, Music