Monthly Archives: January 2008
Clay Aiken is the Ron Paul of the Entertainment World!
Kudos to NYMag for pretty much the best headline EVER. Anyone who has ever written anything about Clay Aiken knows that he is the Ron Paul of the entertainment world: Like Paul, Aiken is followed by a cadre of fans … Continue reading
Filed under Music, Notsobeautiful People
Out of character obsession
I listened to this song on repeat for the entire train ride this morning. Lyrics NSFW.
Not cool.
I’m on the phone with Maria and she’s introducing all kinds of random friends as new competition for one of her coveted bridesmaid positions. Unacceptable.
Wrap Up on the Piano Bar
Well, last night was Melissa’s bday party at the dueling piano bar in Times Square and, aided by vodka, I totally enjoyed myself. Here are things you should know, should you ever choose to visit Sweet Caroline’s (or should I … Continue reading
Filed under Customer Service Issues, Music, Notsobeautiful People, Tourist Traps
Craig’s Hit List
Some woman in California tried to hire a hitman for $5,000 over Craig’s List. Sadly, the article does not provide very many details on the incident behind the requested hit (where’s the curiosity, Sacramento reporters?), but it appears the goal … Continue reading
MTV’s True Life: I’m Happy You’re on the Air
I LOVE MTV’s True Life (specifically “I’m a Staten Island Girl”), but “I’m Happy to be Fat” is pretty solid. You can watch the whole episode online here, but the best storyline is from Mikey (above) who is openly gay, … Continue reading
Filed under Bad TV, Eating Disorders
Major Birthday Week for Melizzles!
This was a major birthday week for the Melissas in my life. My new sister (Mel) just celebrated hers (we’re keeping our fingers crossed that with age doesn’t come the wisdom that my brother isn’t really that cool…) and Melissa … Continue reading
Filed under Family, Friends, Tourist Traps
What Brings You Here Part II
Previously, I shared the fact that people were finding there way to Unterekless Thoughts via Constantine Maroulis fan sites and searching for info on Sheryl Crow. Let’s take a deeper dive (sorry, Eileen) into the search results that lead people … Continue reading
Filed under Google, Welcome, What Brings You Here
Step 5: Don’t you know that the time has arrived
New Kids on the Block are BACK! Official announcement to come, but the thought of 35-year old Joey McIntyre singing “Step by Step” one more time has pretty much made my entire weekend.
Filed under Hey Girl, Music, Worst Jobs in the World
Ugly rich men/douchebags get far more women than they deserve…
David Colby, an insurance exec, is a 52-year old bloated pig, who has proposed to 12 women since 2005 (while still married to his second wife), and tells his mistresses to get abortions via text message. Honestly, the level of … Continue reading
Filed under Douchebaggery
Amy’s Advice du Jour
Why don’t you just make something happen and then there will be [one of] two outcomes: 1: A boyfriend. OR 2: You will have one less person on your social calendar cause you are already over booked anyways.
Filed under Friends, Strange Crushes I Have
Well, I just realized…
…that while I initially used “OMG” and “totes” facetiously, I use them frequently enough now that they’re part of my vocabulary. What does that say about me?
On dogs, exercise, and Oprah
Ellie: should i adopt this cutie dog http://www.aire-rescue.com/index.php?id=945me: omg, yes she’s so cute and kind of old so already trained!Ellie: i decided that i’d rather have an old one; i can’t handle a puppy exactly! she eats socks but that’s … Continue reading
If you haven’t thrown up yet today…
Ally Hilfiger, who I went to day camp with, has an art show opening. And she explains to NY Mag what the differences between our generation and our parents’ generation are: “Our parents’ generation, they were really all about really … Continue reading
Will ad-spending decline with the economy?
The Economist investigates. ’08 may be a tough year to measure that in, however, since we have the powerful Olympics + presidential election combo. Also, there’s supposedly some European football thing. That I don’t really care about.
Filed under Marketing
You should have ALL seen this already
the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see! on FunnyOrDie.com
Filed under Funny, Scientology
All hell breaks loose in chemistry
Drucker sent this one my way. From an actual chemistry mid-term at the University of Washington: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat) ? Best part of the A+ answer: If we accept the postulate … Continue reading
Guidos galore
Guest of a Guest posted this Guido Collage and the more I look at it, the more trouble I have picking a fave. I think second row left side, guy on the right with the visible tan line on his … Continue reading
Filed under Douchebaggery, Notsobeautiful People, Rando
