And the answer is some kind of S&M circus act. Seriously, at least 9 of his dancers can (and should) file sexual harassment charges. The vocals were awful. I will be hanging my head in shame as an American Idol fan tomorrow.
Via EW
And the answer is some kind of S&M circus act. Seriously, at least 9 of his dancers can (and should) file sexual harassment charges. The vocals were awful. I will be hanging my head in shame as an American Idol fan tomorrow.
Via EW
At a Swell Season concert, he sings a song from the heart, including lots of personal information.
I’m dialing at noon
Via The Daily What
Just one of many soundbites that has me PUMPED for MTV’s Jersey Shore:
So I just played this game where you have 12 minutes to guess the 100 most commonly used words in the English language.
How’d I do?*
It was A LOT tougher than I imagined… so help me figure out how well I did by doing it yourself!
*N.B. I did take the test while on a conference call…
Amazing. Christian rap group warns against the dangers of full frontal hugging.
Via Christian Nightmares (Thank you, Britta)
Via The Daily What
Sorry, awesome Daily Show clip was auto-playing.
Or at least Miss Japan does… apparently she and Miss Trinidad & Tobago made a sex tape. Pageant girls whoring it up for the camera? Who knew?

Not much more to read/see.
Via The Hollywood Grind (H/T Mike)
Ainsley passed this link my way and it’s pretty awesome… I’m thinking it might be a good Xmas gift for the world’s most perfect (and chubby) niece…
It also makes me wonder why Swiffer hasn’t jumped onto this gravy train. Swiffer could make a Snuggie out of their fabric and just let people roll around on the floor…

Via angry asian man
Not really sure what’s going on with this video mash up, but it’s perfect for Japanarama Monday:
Via Gizmodo
Back by popular demand (and in large part thanks to Lydia) is our favorite recurring segment, “WTF Sandra Lee?!?”
First, Sandra makes a cocktail tree… as in, she takes all of her glasses and hangs them on the tree and calls it her favorite tree ever. Interesting…
Second, enjoy this well-edited Sandra Lee seizure. My two favorite parts are when she discusses cilantro (1:00) and effort necessary to slice mushrooms (1:11). Oh Sandra, you never cease to amaze.
Do you have a $10 bill on you? Okay fine, I don’t carry cash either, but next time you get one, take a look at the portrait of Alexander Hamilton and ask yourself — how handsome is this guy?
Here are some non-political reasons to totally heart Hamilton:
***UPDATE: Yes, I got confused and thought he died in a sword duel and not a pistol duel. I’m blaming Hamilton’s famous quote: “When the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation”***
My dad’s favorite thing I ever post on this blog is Guido content… but will my dad be tuning into MTV’s Jersey Shore? If each 22 minutes come close to as fabulous as the 30 second preview, he better:
You’ll do *extremely* well if you can sing “Purple Rain” to me:
It was Liz’s birthday yesterday and I owed her a birthday tribute. Usually I just post a picture and tell you how much I love the person, but Liz and I have a special relationship. So I’ve decided to tell you the top 5 reasons I love her:
Here’s to all the good times we’ve shared, Liz:


Everything is summed up best by Barry at Deadspin:
So they spent more money than anyone else. So they didn’t have to wait as long as anyone else. Ask us fans if it feels any less amazing. It doesn’t.
Cover via NYDailyNews
Ellie’s answer to pretty much every problem I’ve had in the last week or so has been to put this song on and dance around my apartment. I dare you to do the same. You’ll be the happiest camper in the world.