You’ll do *extremely* well if you can sing “Purple Rain” to me:
You’ll do *extremely* well if you can sing “Purple Rain” to me:
It was Liz’s birthday yesterday and I owed her a birthday tribute. Usually I just post a picture and tell you how much I love the person, but Liz and I have a special relationship. So I’ve decided to tell you the top 5 reasons I love her:
Here’s to all the good times we’ve shared, Liz:


Everything is summed up best by Barry at Deadspin:
So they spent more money than anyone else. So they didn’t have to wait as long as anyone else. Ask us fans if it feels any less amazing. It doesn’t.
Cover via NYDailyNews
Ellie’s answer to pretty much every problem I’ve had in the last week or so has been to put this song on and dance around my apartment. I dare you to do the same. You’ll be the happiest camper in the world.
Christopher Walken performs Poker Face. It’s better than you could even hope… thanks to the “oh oh oh” part.
Via YesButNoButYes
Unfortunately, I can’t make this video embed. But, if you click through, you can watch drunken Ewoks take over the set on the Today Show’s Halloween episode.
Did I mention they’re played by midgets?
And that one moonwalks?
Yeah, click here.
(Thanks, Eric)
You may have seen this already since it made the rounds earlier this week, but it’s pretty fabulous.
You can, of course, follow @10thFlrVending for all the details.
I tried to send Anna an article about a 5-year old bodybuilder and got this:
Competitive with a 5-year old, much?
In her comment on my last Sandra Lee post, Liz P brought up Sandra’s tablescapes. Here’s an excellent example of the absurdity that passes for decor on semi-homemade.
Starting at 1:09, check out the “Italian-inspired” tablescape:
Yes, that’s right kiddos, that’s a CHAIR SPRAY-PAINTED AND COVERED WITH FLORAL GARLANDS, SITTING ON TOP OF THE TABLE. It’s so meta.
He’s off judging X-Factor. Which means witnessing the sexy crooning that is Danyl Johnson:
But also suffering through the double trouble pain that is John and Edward:
I suggested Ellie go as a genie for Halloween, but she wasn’t feeling the costume:
Via Rob Huebel
Quote of the Day today comes from Nate who sent me the following text:
Just saw a book entitled “Beautiful wasps having sex.” Thought you should know.
Love it.
Via DListed
Well there’s this:
And also this:
Double swoon!
Via Entertainment Weekly